Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Road Tales/Rode Tails - The Coven

The Coven

By March of ’66 Loading Zone was gigging regularly in the Twin Ports area at various bars, high school proms, wedding receptions, VFW Halls, and American Legion, Eagles, Moose, and Belgian Clubs, as well as ski lodges. We played every weekend and often Wednesday and Thursday nights.
School was boring and senseless. I finished my homework far in advance for most of my subjects. Band practices were cut back to one per week though we frequently blew that one off due to scheduling conflicts. We were tight on the basic repertoire so practices were reserved for learning new songs. Soon we realized that if we all learned our parts individually we could easily put the songs together at the gig. We’d play the new song in the first set (when the crowd was small), talk about any missed chords or changes, or communication issues, and repeated the song in the fourth set. By the fourth set we had a whole new crowd. The few people that hung around till the end were too drunk to remember or care if we did the song in the first set. All were strictly focused on getting laid.
The local music store still sold records at that point. Nicholson’s Music had a fairly wide variety of albums. I found a jewel of an album to practice with titled Got My Mojo Workin’ by The Incredible Jimmy Smith. I had heard Smith played on radio in New Orleans so I was somewhat familiar with him. I spun the record at the practice space and was totally blown away by his Hammond playing. Jimmy was the musician who single-handedly made the Hammond B3 a Jazz and Blues instrument. I spent hour after hour attempting to figure out what the cat was playing. I picked up a lot of great licks from that album, what I could figure out, anyway. This cat was on a different level from anybody else that played Hammond organ. To this day I listen in awe at Jimmy’s playing. There are still moves of his that I can’t replicate. He earned the title of King of the Hammond.
I averaged about three hours of practice per day during the week, more on weekends. I became obsessed with playing the Hammond. My solos improved steadily as I applied Jimmy Smith licks to songs we covered.
That’s not to imply that we actually covered songs. I learned years before back in New Orleans that you need to make the song yours. Don’t play a song like everybody else. Find a way to make your rendition special and unique. The rest of Loading Zone followed that same philosophy. None of the songs in our repertoire sounded like the originals.
All of this practice and playing reduced the time I was able to spend with Loraine. She didn’t really seem to mind. She took whatever time I had available to talk or walk or sneak away somewhere to have fun. She loved hearing about the gigs I played or the new songs we were working on. Of course, I was just one of the guys that she had fun with. In 1966, a girl who would “put out” was popular no matter what she looked like.
Meanwhile, girls at school wouldn’t look at me twice. Few of the guys would talk to me either. They were too good to talk to someone like me. The ones who did talk in my direction constantly picked on my lack of weight. I was very thin and hated to even hear the word skinny. At nearly 6 foot and 125 pounds I didn’t have a lot of meat on me. I sustained a lot of mental scars from those years at Junior High. They were unquestionably the worst school years for me. At least I wasn’t getting my ass kicked every day, any more. No physical scars, just emotional scrapes and bruises that I would carry for decades.
Fortunately, I had my other world, the entertainment world. I wasn’t scoring chicks like the older guys were but nobody laughed at me either. I was treated mostly like an equal. I got served free beer as well, which made me hornier and wishing that I could bang an older chick. It made for great masturbation fantasies when I got home under the covers.
My mother didn’t like the fact that I was staying out late all the time. She didn’t think it was appropriate that a kid my age was hanging out with older guys and girls most of the time. She thought I belonged with my peers. There went that word again. Every time the subject came up I had to explain that none of the people my age were my peers. I could barely stand being around kids my age for the five hours daily that I was forced to be with them. They weren’t my peers. Musicians were my peers. What we had in common was far more important than age. My dad thought that it was good that I was learning to make my own way in the world at that stage of my life. It was more in keeping with Sioux tradition that a son should be able to survive on his own at as early an age as possible; with dads support mom’s objections held little weight.
All my mother’s objections became moot in April when she had another “episode”. It was quite frightening. She didn’t seem to know who any of us were. I’ll never forget the look in her eyes, like an animal trapped by a predator, ready to fight for its life. She even bared her teeth like she was ready to bite anyone or anything that came near her. Then, as fast as she flashed into killer mode she melted into a puddle of tears. At that point the men in the white coats – I always thought that was a cliché but these guys really did wear white coats – jabbed a syringe filled with Thorazine into her that quickly caused her to topple over. The sanitarium guys loaded her onto a gurney and wheeled her out.
I was old enough to grasp what was happening if not fully appreciate the gravity of her illness. Dad and I didn’t talk about it. I’m not certain that he fully comprehended what was wrong with her. Nonetheless, there we were, just us two guys going it on our own, as we had so many times before. We went out to Granny Blackwater’s that night for dinner and spiritual comforting. We returned to a strangely quiet house.
The next few weeks sped by until the blessed end of the school year finally came at the end of May. Kenny was excited because he had landed a house band gig for Loading Zone at a hip club in the North End called The Coven. We would play six nights a week through the summer. The pay was $125 per week per man. That was $500 a month, cash. It was more than my dad was making as a supervisor at the pump factory. I’d be able to pay Kenny off for the Hammond plus tuck a wad away in a savings and contribute to the household account to help out my dad.
On June 1st, 1966 I turned 13. I was finally a teenager. We had a great crowd for a Wednesday night at The Coven we were told. This was our first week and compliments poured in. I had a fun birthday, got pretty drunk, and received my first blowjob by a 19-yearold college coed. I told her it was my birthday, but I didn’t tell her which birthday. She wanted to do something special for me on my birthday so she pulled me into a booth, unzipped my pants and went at it. She was pretty drunk, too. She probably had a name. I may have even heard it. The blowjob was disappointing. It was nothing compared to fucking, that symbiosis of two bodies merging together in passionate collision. This was more like jacking off, but with teeth. I was more than a little nervous, too, with drunken teeth gliding over my precious new toy.
We practiced Thursday starting at 2. I was hung over and not used to dealing with the feeling. I received good natured ribbing by my band mates about the blowjob from the coed. That felt really good, you know, like I was a real adult now.
We added a hot, simple song by the Troggs titled Wild Thing. Bunny added some dirty lyrics of his own to the tune. Other songs added to our growing list included Dirty Water by the Standells, Don’t Bring Me Down by The Animals, and ”Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones. Lonnie pestered us after each new song until we agreed to do Wipe Out by the Safaris. The song was typical 3-chord (E-A-B) rock and featured a drum solo after every fucking verse. I started out hating the song and it never got any better. Bands still do this stupid song to this day, much to my chagrin.
We nailed the song in one take after which Bunny told a drummer joke. “How is a drum solo like an orgasm?”
“We don’t know Bunny how is a drum solo like an orgasm?” Kenny and I asked in unison.
“Because you know it’s coming and there isn’t a thing you can do about it.” Bunny proceeded to tell that joke at every show, which was quite daring and racy for that era.
We listened to the radio for awhile but it was mostly crap. We didn’t know it then, but Bubble Gum Rock was taking over the airwaves.
At some point in June I bought a guitar from Nickelson’s Music. It was a Stella acoustic, which was the recommended guitar for beginners. It cost $49 and came with 10 free lessons. That was a deal I couldn’t pass up. With my understanding of music theory from studying the keys for 10 years I was sure it wouldn’t take me long to learn guitar. It was a right-handed guitar even though I’m left-handed. Another recurring theme in my life is that it’s a right-handed world and thus I have learned to do most things right-handed. Left-handed guitars weren’t easy to find, cost more, and I’d be learning from a right-handed player so it just made sense to pick up a standard guitar.
My guitar teacher was Jack Ghostly, the lead guitar player for my Cousin Danny’s band. Jack proved to be an excellent teacher. The Stella was another story entirely. It was stiff, the strings were a mile off the fret board and it was extremely hard to press the strings down. My fingertips became tender immediately and my wrist got sore from th strain of pressing the strings down. Jack assured me that calluses would form quickly and it wouldn’t hurt for long, just keep on practicing. I practiced at home in my room and my fingers became calloused. As for the wrist strength, well I figured out how to strengthen that all by myself. I did those exercises in my room, too, under the covers.
The guitar lessons paid immediate dividends. I could tell what chord George Z was playing most of the time. I didn’t realize what a valuable skill that was going to be until years later. It allowed me to sit in with any band and follow the song just by watching the guitarist’s hands. I bluffed my way through many paying gigs using that technique.
Man, was it a busy summer, the first I could remember that wasn’t dominated by baseball. In fact, I played no baseball that summer and didn’t miss it either. I spent my days at the library, or home reading or practicing guitar, practicing with Loading Zone, and playing 4 hours every night except Monday when the club was closed.
Monday’s I read and walked down to North End to spend time with Loraine. Nearly every week, we would jump in her brother Buster’s yellow ’57 Chevy for a ride out to Pattison Park, 13 miles south of town. Pattison is a Wisconsin State Park featuring the breathtaking beauty of Big and Little Manitou Falls and a small lake the colour of root beer. The park is far enough from Lake Superior that it is warm outside nearly every day in the summer. We would cool ourselves in the frigid water, dive from an anchored raft, swing on the tall swings, and generally bask in the piney beauty.
There are also trials that lead deep into the woods following the Black River downstream from The Falls. Loraine and I frequently explored nature on these trails usually making trails of our own off to private places where we could explore each other and have fun.
A new kid moved into the North End that summer, a Bad River Indian kid named Champlain. Arthur Champlain was his full name but everybody called him Champlain. I noticed Loraine paying more and more attention to this kid. I have to admit that I was feeling more than a little jealous of him. He was a strong, handsome buck with well defined features. It was clear that Loraine wanted to have fun with him.
Sure enough, one Monday in late July, Loraine told me that she was going to have fun with Champlain that day. I felt a little dejected, hell, a lot dejected, I was still quite insecure, until Loraine informed me that her sister, Mary, was hoping she could have fun with me. Loraine explained that rhe plan was for me to stay behind, and then, after the car pulled away, I would go up to the loft to read. “My sister will be waiting to have fun with you if you want,” Loraine assured me. I followed the plan to the letter.
I waved goodbye as the ’57 Chevy pulled away, turned and headed to the loft with book and notebook in hand. This was pretty hot, I thought, my dick harder than normal with anticipation. Once up the rungs I saw a blanket sitting like a teepee at the nest end of the loft with two eyes peering out the top under a tuft of black hair. I was wearing swim trunks and a t-shirt. The swim trunks were making a tent of their own.
“I’m sorry,” I said. “I didn’t know anyone would be up here. I was just going to read.”
“Read to me,” said a voice from the quilt teepee. “Join me,” Mary invited.
I crawled down to the end whereupon Mary opened the tent flap revealing that she was completely naked.
“You’re overdressed,” she said, giggling just like her sister. I mean, she looked just like Loraine. I wouldn’t have been able to tell them apart in the dark, I thought. I was wrong.
As I stripped my t-shirt off Mary tugged downward on my swim trunks placing me in immediate distress.
“Ouch,” I exclaimed, “It doesn’t bend that way.”
“Sorry,” Mary said, giggling some more. “I’ll kiss it and make it better.” She did and it felt a lot better. She may have looked like her sister but she moved and moaned completely differently. It wasn’t long before I was on my back with Mary riding me like a buffalo. Well, they had that in common, they both liked being on top. She was wild, more energetic, and almost desperate in her flailing. We collapsed for the first time fairly quickly. She panted like a frightened deer.
We hugged and kissed for a bit. My mind started to wander. I started thinking that Loraine probably brought Champlain to the loft last weekend to have fun while I was playing. The vision turned me on instantly and it was time to ride again, this time with me on top.
During a hump break a song came on the radio with an infectious organ part that I immediately identified as being played on a Vox Continental. The song was 96 Tears by Question Mark and the Mysterians. I made a note that we had to learn this tune. The organ part was simple but distinctive. One of those openings where you know the song in the first five notes. The song got me excited, which led to more fun with Mary. We had fun many times that afternoon. My stamina was increasing.
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We nailed 96 Tears at the next practice in about 3 takes.
Kenny introduced us to a new Beach Boys song that had a very interesting instrument on it that none of us had heard before. “Good Vibrations” had everything Loading Zone looked for: in a song great harmonies, driving background, and good lyrics – the perfect summer song. Kenny played sax in place of what I learned at the music store was a Moog Synthesizer. They had no idea where to get one or even see one. Only big studios had them and there weren’t many available. It was such a cool sound though. Kenny did a great job making the sax squeal, but it just wasn’t the same.
Unlike most songs that we picked up after playing them once or twice we spent the entire afternoon on Good Vibrations. The harmonies were tricky thanks to the genius of Brian Wilson. George even got into the vocal act singing a low part that didn’t move around much. By 5 we had the song sounding great. It was clearly going to be one of our best songs.
About that time the club owner, Mickey Goldberg, walked through the club, and stopped to listen, which he rarely did. At the end of the song, Kenny asked Mickey, “How does it sound.”
Mickey walked up toward the stage and addressed us collectively with words that I’ll never forget and what proved to be one of the most important lessons of my career.
“Let me tell you something. I don’t know how it sounded. What’s more, I don’t care how it sounded. I only listen to one sound in this club and that’s the ringing of the cash register. If it rings over and over all night long, that’s music to my ears and you’re band is doing its job. If it doesn’t ring, you’re out of here.”
I had nothing to say to that. It was simple, elegant, no bullshit truth. What a great lesson.
Mickey knew how to make money. I remember one day when new tables were delivered. He tipped each of the tables over one by one and hit one leg with a hammer. One of his bartenders asked him what he was doing. He replied that he was making the tables wobble. If they wobbled, he reasoned, people would spill their drinks and therefore buy more drinks. Mickey was always thinking.
The crowd loved the Good Vibrations we laid on them that night. We had so many requests to do it again we played it every set. We were really tight on the tune by the last set.
Rehearsals are great, but there’s only way for a band to get really tight and that is to play as often as possible. The six nights per week gig tightened us like nothing else could. When you play songs over and over and over you eventually get bored with what you’re playing. That leads to trying new stuff, improvising, to break up the boredom and the song gets farther and farther away from the original. At times the song becomes so different that the author wouldn’t recognize it, at least not until the lyrics started.
You also develop an unspoken communication with your band mates. George Z and I could read each other and feed off each other. Kenny picked up on the vibes too as did Bunny to a certain extent. Lonnie, he was just back there in his own little drummer world.
My chops got better rapidly during that summer. I was playing close to nine hours a day between my own private practice sessions and the nightly gigs. My confidence grew as well. I started listening more to what The Animals organist played. His name was Allan Price and, man, this guy could cook. The more I dug into him the more I realized that he was the real power behind the group not Eric Burden. Eric was the lead singer and they always get the credit and the hottest chicks. Allan was the organist that laid down that great solo on House Of The Rising Sun.
Another early influence was the organist from Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs. He wasn’t flashy, but what he played provided important background to the vocals. I paid particular attention to how he voiced his chords. I was just learning about voicing then. Voicing is basically the octave that you play in and the inversion of the chord that you use. There are three inversions for any triad chord, four for a quad chord, like a minor 7th.  I loved the song Little Red Riding Hood. Sam The Sham put a dirty little twist on the classic old children’s story and Bunny made it sound even dirtier. Bunny had a great lecherous voice.
My cousin came into The Coven late in August with a girl on his arm. His arrival sparked quite a stir among the females in the room. I didn’t realize how much of a star he had become. I hadn’t seen his group perform since the Id gig so I had no idea what had been going on.
On our second break, Danny called me over to the table of women he was entertaining. “Girls, this is my cousin Armond. He’s the organ player in Loading Zone and he’s originally from New Orleans.” A few of the gals politely smiled at me and then focused back in on Rock.
“Hey Cuz, I need to talk to you. I’ve got a proposition for you, an idea that I’d like to run by you,” said Rock. A few of the girls giggled stupidly at the word proposition.
I crouched down near him at the table. There was no room to sit and this vantage point allowed a close up view of cleavage. I could nearly see nipple on one gal when she leaned forward.
“What’s on your mind?” I asked.
“You’re finishing up here soon, right?”
“Yeah, unfortunately I am.” School was looming in my future in a couple of weeks. I hated the thought of going back to that hellhole, but it seemed inevitable. There was no way that my dad would let me play six nights a week during the school year. So, I was being replaced by a cool cat named Jon Ray. Jon played Hammond and also owned a Fender Rhodes 88-key suitcase piano, which was an instrument that I couldn’t wait to buy, but my dad wouldn’t let me spend that much at one time so I had to save and wait.
“Jack Ghostly and I are forming a new band. We’re quitting Anything New because it’s getting old. Tom and Al are always wining about playing too much. They’re just not as dedicated as they need to be to do what I want I to do. We’re taking Ted Anderson with us.”
Ted Anderson was a great bassist, even better than Bunny, and a real cool cat.
“I want to step out from behind the organ and just sing. I’m going to be just the front man. We are hoping that we can get you to play organ with us.”
“Hell yes,” I replied. “I’d love to. That would be really cool.” I was excited. I didn’t want to stop playing. I didn’t know any other musicians in town. This was great. I just fell into another band. And, nipple-girl’s boob nearly spilled from her blouse.
“You already know all the songs we do and a bunch that we want to do. So, can I tell the guys that we’ve got a Hammond player?”
“Does anybody have a van?” It was a practical question. I was 13 and 3 years away from a driver’s license. The Hammond A-105 weighed over 400 pounds, the Leslie clocked in at 150 and they are both bulky and hard to move.
“Ted has a VW bus. We can roll your shit right in. What do you say, are you in?”
“I’m in, man. I’m in.”
Thus, I became the new Hammond organist for my cousin’s new band.
“Have you got a name for the new group?”
“Yeah, we’re going to call it Dynasty,” Rock replied I knew immediately where he got the name from. My cousin’s Polish dad was a big football fan – make that a big Green Bay Packer fan. He threw Packer parties every weekend during the season. Their entire house was decorated in Packer green and gold. He invited Packer players to their basement in the off season to drink, eat, bullshit, and play the nickel slot machine near the bar. The Packers were winning their league’s championship regularly under coach Vince Lombardi, a man who was worshipped by all true Packer backers. The Packers win streak had sports fans calling them a dynasty. I swear that is how the band got its name.
Things were looking up for the fall. As good as Loading Zone was, I knew that the potential of this new group was far greater. I would be playing with my guitar teacher, Jack Ghostly. I knew his hands on the guitar as well as I did my own. I’d seen them two times per week all summer long. I knew how the cat played. Ted Anderson reminded me of some of the great bass players I’d seen in New Orleans. He was smoother than smooth and quicker than quick when needed with a thunderous bass sound out of a stack of 4 Fender Bassman Amps.
“Who’s the drummer,” I asked about the only missing member.
“Tim O’Neil,” Rock said. “Tim is a classmate of ours and really is an incredible drummer. Ted picked him because he knows that they’ll be locked tight together.”
The foundation of any rock band is the rhythm section of bass and drums. As an organist, I flop back and forth between rhythm player and soloist. But, my playing relies totally on the rhythm section. If they are together, then I’m free to play with the timing, a bluesy technique infused in me while growing up in New Orleans called phrasing. Without them I can’t do shit. I had a fairly good rhythm section with Loading Zone, but Lonnie was sorely lacking as a drummer, mostly because of his lack of timing. He would speed up as the song progressed. Some slow songs started out at nice walk but wound up as a sprint by the end. I hate to say it, but Lonnie was the weak link in Loading Zone. Hell, I was just happy that I wasn’t the weak link.
Rock and I talked a little more and then it was time for my next set. We talked again during the next break, but Rock was getting drunk so our conversation became a little repetitive. I did remember that he told me to check out a shit hot song called “Knock On Wood” by Eddie Floyd.
Rock left with two chicks on his arm and neither of them were the gal he came in with. The guy had charisma. He could dump on chicks and they’d keep coming back for more. For as long as I live I’ll never understand what he had but he sure had a lot it.
During the last week of August I worked with Jon Ray helping him transition into the job. I played less and less and only earned a half share for that week, but I did get the opportunity to hone my wrap with chicks. I even got to make out with a couple and feel one of them up, but nothing further happened. They weren’t that drunk.
I was learning yet another great lesson. Being a great musician means more than playing your instrument well. It’s called musicianship; those intangible facets like graciousness when you’re losing your gig, treating your replacement with respect, talking to the customers, and making the audience is glad to know you.
I exercised that last lesson on my final night at the Coven. I spotted a blond woman sitting at a table on my side of the stage looking up at me constantly. Every time I looked in her direction she was smiling up at me. At the end of the third set I made my way over toward her table, talking with people along the way so it didn’t seem obvious that I was targeting her. It would be a long time before I overcame my overwhelming fear of rejection. When I final sidled up to her table I said something lame like, “Are you enjoying the music?”
“Yeah, you guys are great,” she said, and then added, “You’re cute.”
Me? Cute? Ok, she was obviously drunk. That could work in my favor.
“Thanks, you’re beautiful,” I wasn’t lying, she had big hooters. She probably had a face, too, I really don’t remember. We talked about nothing for awhile and before I knew it she leaned over and laid a kiss on me. At the same time she slid her hand up my inner thigh.
“What are you doing later?” she slurred.
“I have no plans.”
“Good, I’ve got some ideas. Are you game?”
“You bet,” I said with my tongue hanging out.
Our last set was spectacular. It was the best Loading Zone had played all summer. Jon Ray was drunk at the bar, too drunk to play, which turned out to be a harbinger of things to come for LZ. I played an absolutely inspired solo on “House”. I did things I didn’t know I knew. I threw in a few Jimmy Smith licks that fit perfectly. At the end of the solo I looked across the stage to see all my band mates staring at me. I had just managed to impress these seasoned musicians. I grinned so wide it hurt. I looked out at my blond fan to see her applauding wildly, which caused her hooters to bounce up and down. It turned out to be a perfect night onstage.
After the show, my blond fan came up to the stage to congratulate me. She hooked my arm as soon as I stepped down from the stage. I beamed. One by one Kenny, Bunny, Lonnie, and George Z stopped over to shake my hand and tell me how great it was to play with me these past months. There were even a couple of hugs, which was unusual in that era. Guys didn’t hug. People might get the wrong idea if they saw two guys hugging. They might infer that the guys were… homos. Seriously, the society was that homophobic back then. All the adulation impressed my weaving, blond fan even more.
Finally, she dragged me out to her car in the parking lot. She drove us in her Pontiac Bonneville Convertible out to a road called Billings Drive that ambled south out of Billings Park to South Superior through dense woods and over a couple of rivers. She drove us to a point on a bluff overlooking the St. Louis River. I started to talk, but that wasn’t what she brought us there for. She yanked her blouse off exposing those glorious melons to the moonlight. Just another part of the job of keeping the customers satisfied.
We were soon in the back seat. I don’t remember how we got there, but there we were with her on top and me staring up at a heavenly body. She looked good for an old lady. I guessed that she must be at least 28 or 29. She may have even been 30. That doesn’t sound old now, but she was more than twice my age. She was also very hungry for sex, very hungry. Voracious would be a good word for her sexual appetite.
Before long we were out of the car and rolling on the ground, still completely naked. She was loud, really loud. I was afraid she was going to attract wild animals from the surrounding woods. She was animal enough for me to deal with.
She broke out a bottle of red wine from the trunk. I already had a good buzz going from beers back at the club. The red wine made me feel warm and tingly. It seemed to have magical regenerative powers as well, for soon we were on the ground again only this time she got on all fours and told me to take her from behind. It took me a few moments of surveying the situation to figure out how that was going to work.
“Take me, take me like a dog, fuck me doggy style,” she begged.
Again, I wasn’t quite sure what to do. I had seen dogs mount each other before, but I never inspected the act closely enough to know how all of the parts meshed. So, I decided to just walk in on my knees. She reached up and guided me home. It wasn’t that complicated after all. It was a fun new position. I tried moving but slipped out because she was rocking back and forth. I quickly determined that all I needed to do was follow along with her and everything stayed where it belonged. And my hands were free to reach around and grab boob, which she seemed to like.
It was the perfect end to a fun summer. I had never had a summer like that before. I wanted every future summer to be just like this one. As it turns out, no subsequent summer was ever like that first one.
They were better, way better!

Monday, May 29, 2017

Road Tales/Rode Tails - The Id

No Parking

I called home on Saturday from a small general store affectionately known locally as Dave’s Cave after its miserly owner Dave Goldman. Requested to remain at Auggie’s house another night. Dad granted permission and told me that Kenny wanted to get together with me Sunday morning. Dad asked for the address so Kenny could pick me up. The practice place was on Broadway and John, a mere six blocks away, so I could just as easily walk. I was to be there at noon.
Loraine and I strolled around the North End Saturday afternoon as she filled me in on the history of the wharf and surrounding area. She pointed out a bar named Molly’s that had been a brothel around the turn of the century servicing sailors and dock workers.
Molly’s was currently run by a woman and her teenage son, Oscar, who referred to himself as The Queen of the North End. I had to ask Loraine what that meant. She explained that Oscar was a faggot. Homosexuals weren’t known as Gays yet. The word gay still meant happy and care free. She continued explaining that Oscar gave blow jobs for money to guys that frequented the bar, which prompted my next question, “What’s a blow job?”
She giggled and blushed before describing the act.
“Sounds more like a suck job to me,” I quipped.
“Sometimes he hums while he sucks. He calls that a hum job or hummer.”
Loraine was proving to be a fountain of sexual knowledge. She may have been my first, but I certainly wasn’t hers.
We passed building after building with Loraine explaining the nature of the business therein and historical tidbits about each. When we reached an abandoned warehouse she led me to a side door that we pried open to gain entry. In a separated section of the warehouse first floor was a small foundry still in business that forged custom ship parts. The building wasn’t quite as abandoned as it looked. We climbed stairs that brought us above the foundry to an uninhabited office. The room was sweltering hot. Loraine grinned as she removed her coat and asked, “Do you want to have some fun?”
I started removing my clothes by way of reply. I was tingling all over in anticipation. When my perpetual erection came into view Loraine hurriedly stripped the remainder of clothes from her round body. She dropped onto her coat on the floor and wiggled her finger at me to mount her. I did.
We locked mouths while I poked and probed trying to find the magical entry point. I failed. She finally reached down and guided me home. Again, the feeling was delightful and even better now that I could breathe fully.
We banged away atop the foundry playing little games at various times that Loraine knew. Now, this was the way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
Saturday went pretty much like Friday night, drinking, laughing with our brothers and sisters, then back up to the loft for more fun.
By Sunday morning my rod was worn raw from all the fun I’d been having. I walked funny all the way to the practice place.
Kenny took one look at me when I entered, grinned, asked knowingly, “What have you been doing, Armond? Get a little mud for the duck, did you?”
Did I get mud for the duck? I presumed he was asking if I had been fucking. Grinning ear to ear I admitted that I had. I didn’t know the meaning of the word discretion at that point, not that it would have mattered. I wanted to tell the world that I had fucked Loraine Lafontaine. Hell, I wanted to write a song about it. Sing it to the universe.
“Have you been listening to the radio?” Kenny asked.
“Yes, I have,” I said. “Thank you for the cool gift. I listen to it constantly.”
“Well, what do think? Hear any tunes you’d like to do.”
“I heard several that I really liked in between all the crap.”
“Name some?” Kenny challenged.
“I Feel Good by James Brown was the hottest thing I heard.”
“Yeah, man,” Kenny smirked. “You are on target. That’s the kind of shit I want this band to do. We’ll play the big clubs in the area, probably land a house job. I’ve already got us booked at the Air Base in Duluth.”
“We’re booked? Already? We’d better get to work. Who else did you get?”
“I hired a dynamic duo for bass and drums: Bunny Aquahouse on bass and Lonnie Johnson on drums. They’ve been playing together since high school; tight as can be.”
“Way cool. Where are they?” My mind pictured two hot chicks. I’d seen quite a few all girl revues back home in New Orleans. This was going to be a really cool band.
“They’ll be here any minute. I’ve written up set lists with chord charts. We should be able to work through them all today,” Kenny claimed.
I looked at the list. There were forty songs on the list, ten per set. I hadn’t been in the business that long but I knew there was no way we could learn 40 songs in one day. I was sure he was kidding me.
Lonnie and Bunny arrived. Much to my surprise Bunny was a guy; a really big guy with a full beard and beer barrel chest. Lonnie was also a guy, tall, lanky, with a pair of drumsticks in his hands like they’d grown there -- so much for my brief fantasy of playing in a chick group.
Both guys were very friendly and treated me like an equal even though I was half the age of anybody else in the band. Lonnie and Bunny set up quickly and we started to jam. These cats were really good and Bunny had a great voice, but we were missing a guitarist and it showed. Another voice wouldn’t hurt either.
Around 5, a guy strolled through the door while we were playing. He grooved and danced to our music, smiling and nodding his head throughout. This cat was the definition of the word flamboyant. He wore brightly coloured pants, a flowery shirt with a neckerchief and dangly ear rings. He wouldn’t have stood out in New Orleans, but in gray and white Superior he shone brighter than Rudolph’s nose. I liked him immediately, weird as he was. It seems I’ve always been attracted to weird people. Or, maybe weird people are attracted to me. Either way, it works.
At the end of the song the guy clapped and shrieked, “Fabulous. You guys sound so good.” He prolonged good so that it sounded like goo-wood.
“Thanks, Oscar,’ Kenny said.
Oscar? Could this be the Oscar that Loraine told me about? Was I actually in the presence of the Queen of the North End?
Bunny asked, “How’re things at Molly’s?”
No shit. It was that Oscar, the faggot that Loraine had described the day before. He was a really cool guy. I suddenly flashed back to one afternoon a few years back when I was in a French Quarter bar with my dad. He was sitting on a stool at the bar talking and drinking with a guy I hadn’t seen before. That guy was quite flamboyant, too. After about 2 hours or so and 5 or 9 beers the flamboyant guy put his hand on my dad’s leg and started stroking toward his crotch. Boom! My dad cold-cocked the guy knocking him clean off his stool to the floor. My dad looked down at the guy and said, “I already told you never to do that.” The guy laughed and replied, “Yeah, you did, but I had to see what would happen.” My dad gave him a hand back up and they went back to drinking and talking with the cat occasionally placing a cold beer bottle against his bruised eye.
Oscar asked with a pronounced lisp, “Can I be your thinger?”
Kenny laughed, “You can sing?”
“Not a note, but I am gorgeous and would make a fabulous front girl.”
We all laughed. It was clear that Oscar had earned the title of Queen of the North End.
We got back to practicing. Oscar leant serious advice on some songs, astute advice testifying to the fact that this Queen knew show business. He encouraged us to add an Aretha Franklin tune to our repertoire, which seemed strange to me at first since we didn’t have a female singer, let alone a black female soul singer, but I’ll be damned if Bunny didn’t belt out a heartfelt rendition of Aretha’s Natural Woman. Bunny’s effeminate movements during the song were hilarious and had Oscar squealing his approval. The words “You make me feel, like a natural woman” coming out of the mouth of this gentle giant of a man cracked us all up, as it would audiences.
Somehow, we hacked our way through all the songs on the list plus a few more. I was amazed. These cats were great musicians. All I had to do was follow the chord charts. By the end of most songs I had decided upon the chord inversions and changes that I would make throughout the song.
“You desperately need a guitar, honey,” Oscar said. “If you’ve got one I’ll give it a try.”
“No way,” said Kenny. “You’d probably start jacking it off in the middle of the set.”
“You know me so well, my darling,” replied Oscar.
Oscar was growing on me, quickly. I was most impressed by the fact that right there in 1966 in Superior, a bastion of Nordic-Germanic straightness, that this cat was an unabashed flaming homosexual. Now that took charisma… and balls, so to speak.
We knocked off about 8pm. I had to get to school the next morning and the guys had work in the morning. We accomplished an impressive amount on that first day. The songs weren’t tight, but we played through all with no major train wrecks. This was going to be a great band.
Before we left, Bunny asked Kenny, “Do you have a name for the band yet?”
Kenny smirked and said, “Loading Zone.” He paused to let it sink in for a moment. “We’ve already got signs all over town.” We chuckled. “We can call our first album No Parking.” That broke everybody up. Kenny was not only a good sax player he was also a natural born promoter.
~~~
At our next practice Kenny introduced us to George Zatopolis, our new guitarist. I was encouraged because George was only 2 years older than me. It felt good to have another younger guy in the group. George was a phenomenal guitar player. The sounds that he pulled out of his black Gibson Les Paul and Fender Twin Reverb amp were magical.
Now, the only problem was that the red Farfisa Combo Compact that I was playing sounded too thin for the songs we were playing. Kenny kept telling me to “fatten” my parts up. The Farfisa possessed a nasal sound that I couldn’t get around, especially since I was running it through a Sears Silverstone amp.
I tried several techniques to fatten up the sound of the Farfisa. One was a crude little device I built using a Germanium transistor, a couple of resisters, capacitors, and a 9-volt battery. I found the schematic in one of the radio or electronics magazines in the local library that stood only a few blocks from school. Essentially, the device was a fuzz box. It gave the organ a grittier sound but not much fatter. Another trick I used was changing the tuning of the oscillators slightly so they weren’t in exact tune with each other causing the frequencies to beat against each other thereby creating richer harmonics. All this helped, but not enough. The organ sounded authentic on some songs like early Beach Boys where they used a Vox Continental organ, which was manufactured as competition for the Farfisa. We also did the song Wooly Bully that featured the Farfisa sound so it matched perfectly. But, for the soul songs that were becoming the meat of our song list the organ just didn’t cut it.
We practiced on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights and all day on Sunday for a couple of weeks. Kenny set up a schedule that had Bunny, Kenny, and me getting to practice an hour ahead of the Lonnie and George so that we could go over and over our harmonies. George couldn’t sing a note – his voice hurt the ears when he talked -- and Lonnie had no sense for pitch (the common term is “tone deaf”).
Going into the third week of rehearsals we had the Air Base gig staring us in the face that following Saturday. We sounded pretty good, not great, but we were getting there. George and Kenny belted out sizzling solos. My soloing was improving but I was still way too mechanical and lacked true imagination.
That Monday, I arrived at practice early, as usual. Kenny was grinning like a Cheshire cat that had just swallowed a tasty canary. I knew he was up to something. Sure enough, the Farfisa was gone and in its place stood a Hammond A-105 with a 147 Leslie. I blinked a few times to make sure of what I was seeing. I was speechless. I stuttered, “Who… who… Whose is this?”
“It’s going to be yours,” said Kenny. “You owe me 500 bucks.”
Mine? Holy shit… Wait… Did he just say I owed him 500 bucks? That was 1/5th of what my dad netted in a year. It was more money than I’d ever seen.
“You can pay me off as we gig,” Kenny offered. “You’ll have it paid off in no time. I’ve got a lot of gigs lined up and more coming.”
I cranked the Hammond up, waited while the tubes warmed, and finally heard the sound I was looking for to compliment our heavily Motown influenced portfolio.
Practice that night cooked like the scintillating Creole Gumbo that Kenny had simmering in the kitchen. Our sound as a band came together that night. We transformed from pretty good to fucking great over the course of four hours. My soloing improved exponentially due to the lightening fast response of the Hammond waterfall keys and the emotional power of the 40-watt Leslie. I finally had that fat sound that we were searching for thanks to Kenny.
Tuesday and Thursday practices built our confidence to the point that we knew that we were ready to kick ass and take names, as the old saying goes.
Friday night, I was back in the loft with Loraine. We balled less and I talked more, mostly about the gig coming the next night. I was excited and quite nervous. I departed early in the morning so I could go through all of the songs we would play that night a couple of times.
I didn’t realize it then, but this behavior would become a pattern for the rest of my life. Music would always come first. Girls were fun and fucking was great, but nothing like the orgasmic feeling of setting an audience on fire with the music I played. I was a born entertainer. It was in my blood, pumped from my heart, and energized by my soul.
Saturday night, we blew the dancers away at the Airman’s Club. We sent waves of energy from the stage that returned as waves of love and lust from the crowd. Girls, young women, came up to talk to us on breaks. They seemed genuinely interested, excited by the opportunity to be near a real musician, a local star. I was hooked. If I wasn’t hooked before I was fast on the line now.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Road Tales/Rode Tails - No Parking

No Parking

I called home on Saturday from a small general store affectionately known locally as Dave’s Cave after its miserly owner Dave Goldman. Requested to remain at Auggie’s house another night. Dad granted permission and told me that Kenny wanted to get together with me Sunday morning. Dad asked for the address so Kenny could pick me up. The practice place was on Broadway and John, a mere six blocks away, so I could just as easily walk. I was to be there at noon.
Loraine and I strolled around the North End Saturday afternoon as she filled me in on the history of the wharf and surrounding area. She pointed out a bar named Molly’s that had been a brothel around the turn of the century servicing sailors and dock workers.
Molly’s was currently run by a woman and her teenage son, Oscar, who referred to himself as The Queen of the North End. I had to ask Loraine what that meant. She explained that Oscar was a faggot. Homosexuals weren’t known as Gays yet. The word gay still meant happy and care free. She continued explaining that Oscar gave blow jobs for money to guys that frequented the bar, which prompted my next question, “What’s a blow job?”
She giggled and blushed before describing the act.
“Sounds more like a suck job to me,” I quipped.
“Sometimes he hums while he sucks. He calls that a hum job or hummer.”
Loraine was proving to be a fountain of sexual knowledge. She may have been my first, but I certainly wasn’t hers.
We passed building after building with Loraine explaining the nature of the business therein and historical tidbits about each. When we reached an abandoned warehouse she led me to a side door that we pried open to gain entry. In a separated section of the warehouse first floor was a small foundry still in business that forged custom ship parts. The building wasn’t quite as abandoned as it looked. We climbed stairs that brought us above the foundry to an uninhabited office. The room was sweltering hot. Loraine grinned as she removed her coat and asked, “Do you want to have some fun?”
I started removing my clothes by way of reply. I was tingling all over in anticipation. When my perpetual erection came into view Loraine hurriedly stripped the remainder of clothes from her round body. She dropped onto her coat on the floor and wiggled her finger at me to mount her. I did.
We locked mouths while I poked and probed trying to find the magical entry point. I failed. She finally reached down and guided me home. Again, the feeling was delightful and even better now that I could breathe fully.
We banged away atop the foundry playing little games at various times that Loraine knew. Now, this was the way to spend a Saturday afternoon.
Saturday went pretty much like Friday night, drinking, laughing with our brothers and sisters, then back up to the loft for more fun.
By Sunday morning my rod was worn raw from all the fun I’d been having. I walked funny all the way to the practice place.
Kenny took one look at me when I entered, grinned, asked knowingly, “What have you been doing, Armond? Get a little mud for the duck, did you?”
Did I get mud for the duck? I presumed he was asking if I had been fucking. Grinning ear to ear I admitted that I had. I didn’t know the meaning of the word discretion at that point, not that it would have mattered. I wanted to tell the world that I had fucked Loraine Lafontaine. Hell, I wanted to write a song about it. Sing it to the universe.
“Have you been listening to the radio?” Kenny asked.
“Yes, I have,” I said. “Thank you for the cool gift. I listen to it constantly.”
“Well, what do think? Hear any tunes you’d like to do.”
“I heard several that I really liked in between all the crap.”
“Name some?” Kenny challenged.
“I Feel Good by James Brown was the hottest thing I heard.”
“Yeah, man,” Kenny smirked. “You are on target. That’s the kind of shit I want this band to do. We’ll play the big clubs in the area, probably land a house job. I’ve already got us booked at the Air Base in Duluth.”
“We’re booked? Already? We’d better get to work. Who else did you get?”
“I hired a dynamic duo for bass and drums: Bunny Aquahouse on bass and Lonnie Johnson on drums. They’ve been playing together since high school; tight as can be.”
“Way cool. Where are they?” My mind pictured two hot chicks. I’d seen quite a few all girl revues back home in New Orleans. This was going to be a really cool band.
“They’ll be here any minute. I’ve written up set lists with chord charts. We should be able to work through them all today,” Kenny claimed.
I looked at the list. There were forty songs on the list, ten per set. I hadn’t been in the business that long but I knew there was no way we could learn 40 songs in one day. I was sure he was kidding me.
Lonnie and Bunny arrived. Much to my surprise Bunny was a guy; a really big guy with a full beard and beer barrel chest. Lonnie was also a guy, tall, lanky, with a pair of drumsticks in his hands like they’d grown there -- so much for my brief fantasy of playing in a chick group.
Both guys were very friendly and treated me like an equal even though I was half the age of anybody else in the band. Lonnie and Bunny set up quickly and we started to jam. These cats were really good and Bunny had a great voice, but we were missing a guitarist and it showed. Another voice wouldn’t hurt either.
Around 5, a guy strolled through the door while we were playing. He grooved and danced to our music, smiling and nodding his head throughout. This cat was the definition of the word flamboyant. He wore brightly coloured pants, a flowery shirt with a neckerchief and dangly ear rings. He wouldn’t have stood out in New Orleans, but in gray and white Superior he shone brighter than Rudolph’s nose. I liked him immediately, weird as he was. It seems I’ve always been attracted to weird people. Or, maybe weird people are attracted to me. Either way, it works.
At the end of the song the guy clapped and shrieked, “Fabulous. You guys sound so good.” He prolonged good so that it sounded like goo-wood.
“Thanks, Oscar,’ Kenny said.
Oscar? Could this be the Oscar that Loraine told me about? Was I actually in the presence of the Queen of the North End?
Bunny asked, “How’re things at Molly’s?”
No shit. It was that Oscar, the faggot that Loraine had described the day before. He was a really cool guy. I suddenly flashed back to one afternoon a few years back when I was in a French Quarter bar with my dad. He was sitting on a stool at the bar talking and drinking with a guy I hadn’t seen before. That guy was quite flamboyant, too. After about 2 hours or so and 5 or 9 beers the flamboyant guy put his hand on my dad’s leg and started stroking toward his crotch. Boom! My dad cold-cocked the guy knocking him clean off his stool to the floor. My dad looked down at the guy and said, “I already told you never to do that.” The guy laughed and replied, “Yeah, you did, but I had to see what would happen.” My dad gave him a hand back up and they went back to drinking and talking with the cat occasionally placing a cold beer bottle against his bruised eye.
Oscar asked with a pronounced lisp, “Can I be your thinger?”
Kenny laughed, “You can sing?”
“Not a note, but I am gorgeous and would make a fabulous front girl.”
We all laughed. It was clear that Oscar had earned the title of Queen of the North End.
We got back to practicing. Oscar leant serious advice on some songs, astute advice testifying to the fact that this Queen knew show business. He encouraged us to add an Aretha Franklin tune to our repertoire, which seemed strange to me at first since we didn’t have a female singer, let alone a black female soul singer, but I’ll be damned if Bunny didn’t belt out a heartfelt rendition of Aretha’s Natural Woman. Bunny’s effeminate movements during the song were hilarious and had Oscar squealing his approval. The words “You make me feel, like a natural woman” coming out of the mouth of this gentle giant of a man cracked us all up, as it would audiences.
Somehow, we hacked our way through all the songs on the list plus a few more. I was amazed. These cats were great musicians. All I had to do was follow the chord charts. By the end of most songs I had decided upon the chord inversions and changes that I would make throughout the song.
“You desperately need a guitar, honey,” Oscar said. “If you’ve got one I’ll give it a try.”
“No way,” said Kenny. “You’d probably start jacking it off in the middle of the set.”
“You know me so well, my darling,” replied Oscar.
Oscar was growing on me, quickly. I was most impressed by the fact that right there in 1966 in Superior, a bastion of Nordic-Germanic straightness, that this cat was an unabashed flaming homosexual. Now that took charisma… and balls, so to speak.
We knocked off about 8pm. I had to get to school the next morning and the guys had work in the morning. We accomplished an impressive amount on that first day. The songs weren’t tight, but we played through all with no major train wrecks. This was going to be a great band.
Before we left, Bunny asked Kenny, “Do you have a name for the band yet?”
Kenny smirked and said, “Loading Zone.” He paused to let it sink in for a moment. “We’ve already got signs all over town.” We chuckled. “We can call our first album No Parking.” That broke everybody up. Kenny was not only a good sax player he was also a natural born promoter.
~~~
At our next practice Kenny introduced us to George Zatopolis, our new guitarist. I was encouraged because George was only 2 years older than me. It felt good to have another younger guy in the group. George was a phenomenal guitar player. The sounds that he pulled out of his black Gibson Les Paul and Fender Twin Reverb amp were magical.
Now, the only problem was that the red Farfisa Combo Compact that I was playing sounded too thin for the songs we were playing. Kenny kept telling me to “fatten” my parts up. The Farfisa possessed a nasal sound that I couldn’t get around, especially since I was running it through a Sears Silverstone amp.
I tried several techniques to fatten up the sound of the Farfisa. One was a crude little device I built using a Germanium transistor, a couple of resisters, capacitors, and a 9-volt battery. I found the schematic in one of the radio or electronics magazines in the local library that stood only a few blocks from school. Essentially, the device was a fuzz box. It gave the organ a grittier sound but not much fatter. Another trick I used was changing the tuning of the oscillators slightly so they weren’t in exact tune with each other causing the frequencies to beat against each other thereby creating richer harmonics. All this helped, but not enough. The organ sounded authentic on some songs like early Beach Boys where they used a Vox Continental organ, which was manufactured as competition for the Farfisa. We also did the song Wooly Bully that featured the Farfisa sound so it matched perfectly. But, for the soul songs that were becoming the meat of our song list the organ just didn’t cut it.
We practiced on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday nights and all day on Sunday for a couple of weeks. Kenny set up a schedule that had Bunny, Kenny, and me getting to practice an hour ahead of the Lonnie and George so that we could go over and over our harmonies. George couldn’t sing a note – his voice hurt the ears when he talked -- and Lonnie had no sense for pitch (the common term is “tone deaf”).
Going into the third week of rehearsals we had the Air Base gig staring us in the face that following Saturday. We sounded pretty good, not great, but we were getting there. George and Kenny belted out sizzling solos. My soloing was improving but I was still way too mechanical and lacked true imagination.
That Monday, I arrived at practice early, as usual. Kenny was grinning like a Cheshire cat that had just swallowed a tasty canary. I knew he was up to something. Sure enough, the Farfisa was gone and in its place stood a Hammond A-105 with a 147 Leslie. I blinked a few times to make sure of what I was seeing. I was speechless. I stuttered, “Who… who… Whose is this?”
“It’s going to be yours,” said Kenny. “You owe me 500 bucks.”
Mine? Holy shit… Wait… Did he just say I owed him 500 bucks? That was 1/5th of what my dad netted in a year. It was more money than I’d ever seen.
“You can pay me off as we gig,” Kenny offered. “You’ll have it paid off in no time. I’ve got a lot of gigs lined up and more coming.”
I cranked the Hammond up, waited while the tubes warmed, and finally heard the sound I was looking for to compliment our heavily Motown influenced portfolio.
Practice that night cooked like the scintillating Creole Gumbo that Kenny had simmering in the kitchen. Our sound as a band came together that night. We transformed from pretty good to fucking great over the course of four hours. My soloing improved exponentially due to the lightening fast response of the Hammond waterfall keys and the emotional power of the 40-watt Leslie. I finally had that fat sound that we were searching for thanks to Kenny.
Tuesday and Thursday practices built our confidence to the point that we knew that we were ready to kick ass and take names, as the old saying goes.
Friday night, I was back in the loft with Loraine. We balled less and I talked more, mostly about the gig coming the next night. I was excited and quite nervous. I departed early in the morning so I could go through all of the songs we would play that night a couple of times.
I didn’t realize it then, but this behavior would become a pattern for the rest of my life. Music would always come first. Girls were fun and fucking was great, but nothing like the orgasmic feeling of setting an audience on fire with the music I played. I was a born entertainer. It was in my blood, pumped from my heart, and energized by my soul.
Saturday night, we blew the dancers away at the Airman’s Club. We sent waves of energy from the stage that returned as waves of love and lust from the crowd. Girls, young women, came up to talk to us on breaks. They seemed genuinely interested, excited by the opportunity to be near a real musician, a local star. I was hooked. If I wasn’t hooked before I was fast on the line now.

Saturday, May 27, 2017

Road Tales/Rode Tails - The Loft

The Loft

I dined with the Lafontaine family that night – there were at least 15 people living in that house – on venison, wild rice, gravy, cat tail roots cooked by their grandmother and mother. The meal was delicious. The Lafontaine women could really cook.
The Lafontaine tribe came from the Bad River Band of Ojibwa or Chippewa. Ojibwa and Chippewa are used interchangeably in northern Wisconsin. (The name Wisconsin is said to originate from a French pronunciation of an Ojibwa word: Oui-scon-sin, which translates roughly to Bountiful Land.) There is one major difference between the Red Cliff Band and the Bad River Band of Ojibwa. The Red Cliff band was strongly influenced by Jesuit’s like Father Marquette. Red Cliff Indians accepted the teachings of the Catholic Church whereas the Bad River Ojibwa did not. In fact, Bad River chiefs outright rejected and denounced the Catholic Church. Missing from the Lafontaine home were the crosses and bloody Jesus statues and prints that permeate Red Cliff homes. Therefore, the Lafontaine’s aligned well with Blackwater Tribe teachings.
After dinner we kids headed to the garage where Buster had a fire blazing in an old Franklin stove that looked like it could have belonged to old Ben himself. It was toasty warm despite the 10 below zero outside temperature. Auggie brought out a few jugs of homemade crabapple & rhubarb wine that was sour but packed quite a kick. It wasn’t long before I was feeling tipsy as was Loraine. Her hands were roaming farther and farther over my clothing-swaddled body.
All were laughing listening to Buster’s stories of his recent trip to Minneapolis where the military had given him a physical exam and made him take tests to judge his fitness to serve. His description of the privates, corporals, and sergeants was hilarious. I confirmed his observations stating that I knew Army guys just like that.
Toward the end of one long story Loraine pulled my jacket and whispered in my ear, “Do you want to go up in the attic and have some fun.” I like fun so I quickly nodded yes and we slipped away up a ladder that ran straight up the wall and into the tiny attic.
The attic was packed with old boards, boxes with rags hanging out of them. At the far end were a bunch of clothes that made up something of a nest. We crawled on hands and knees to the nest. It was even warmer in the loft. We passed a wine jug back and forth, each of us trying to work up the nerve to make a move. Or, maybe Loraine was waiting for me to make a move. I was shy, insecure, and harbored enormous fear of rejection. She started kissing my neck and giggling, finally working her way up to my mouth. Her warm tongue probed at my tight lips until I finally opened my mouth for my first French kiss. We kissed and kissed until my lips, mouth, and face started to go numb.
At some point, Loraine had wiggled her leg over mine. She managed to find a position that allowed her hip to rub my crotch while she humped my leg. I reached down with my left hand and started rubbing her ass, urging her forward. My rod was as hard as it had ever been and ached for release. Her rubbing kept me near the edge without pushing me over, torturing and tantalizing me at the same time.
Without losing suction on my face she unzipped her coat and shed it in one smooth motion. Then, she tugged on the zipper to my jacket in an almost desperate manner. I took the cue and started unbuttoning her sweater until I could peal it from her arm – two layers down with three more to go. The key to surviving a northern Wisconsin winter is the layering of clothing; many layers of clothes provide greater protection than one bulky coat. She pulled at my upper dressings until they slipped over my head leaving me naked from the waist up. I sped up my unbuttoning action but not fast enough for Loraine who assisted me in removing another sweater, a blouse, a t-shirt and a bra.
There they were. Two large breasts with nipples so taught they could poke out an eye. I had seen boobs before in the strip clubs, but they all sagged down from bored strippers. These were the first boobs I had seen up close. Loraine was still humping my leg with her crotch when she guided a nipple to my mouth. Some innate animal sense told me what to do with it. While I sucked at her teat, she unzipped my pants, unbuttoned my long johns and started tugging at my shorts. I tried to lift my ass off the ground but it proved impossible with this large Ojibwa girl on my leg.
I ached to have her touch it. You know, it.  My brain was screaming: touch it, touch it, oh, please touch it. And then, we both twisted in the right direction at the right time allowing her to pull my garments down to my knees. Her hand slid up my leg until, finally, at long last, her hand brushed my balls and wrapped around my stiffee. She was touching it. A girl was touching it. Her touch felt better than anything ever had in my life. She moved her hand up and down a few times and that was all it took to make the hot juice squirt out landing all over my belly. She giggled and said, “Oh my, you had an accident.” I thought I was done. That’s the way it worked when I jerked it myself: white stuff squirts out, tissue, sleep.
Loraine wasn’t near done with me. Still holding my rod tightly she unzipped her jeans, then stripped jeans and panties completely off one leg. She didn’t care about the other leg, apparently. She whipped her leg over both my legs so that her crotch straddled mine. She then proceeded to rub my wilting willie in her moist, lubricated box. She moaned deeply while rubbing me against her. Much to my surprise, and delight, her moans and actions brought me back to life. She kept rubbing and moaning until her legs began to shake uncontrollably. She groaned, “Yes. Yes. Gichi Manitou, yes,” then guided my third leg to her opening and slowly sunk onto my shaft until our pubic hairs intertwined. I switched boobs as she slowly, deliberately forced herself up and down on top of me. Soon, er rhythm sped up until I once again felt her legs wobbling as her belly quivered. She sunk down back on me as the wave of spasms consumed her. She babbled incoherently in Ojibwa.
She collapsed onto me for a few moments to rest. I was having difficulty breathing with her massive breasts compressing my chest. Before long, she realized that I was still hard deep within her. “Mmmm, mmmm,” was the sound she emitted as she rose back up for another ride. I was relieved that I could breathe again. I began thrusting my hips upward along with her, a motion that she obviously enjoyed greatly.
We continued on for three or four more rounds until we both collapsed in exhaustion. She hugged me close to her and kept repeating, “Thank you. Thank you. Thank you…”
Hell, I was the one that should be thanking her. This was my first time, well, the first time with an actual girl. What started off as quite awkward quickly transformed into a vigorous, delightfully explosive experience.
I had had fun in the past but nothing like Loraine’s brand of fun. Down below, the radio blared out station WEBC while the kids talked, sang and danced while Loraine and I had fun over and over and over…